First Day

Death by Laminator: A Cautionary Tale

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There I was, in the staff lounge, ready to take on a brand-new school year. The 3rd-grade teachers were gathered in a semi-circle, swapping stories and laughing about their summer and getting ready for the new school year. I, meanwhile, was at the laminating machine — fully impressed that we had the good stuff this year. You know… the thick laminating plastic. Premium.

I was happily feeding in Clever Badges for the Kinder and 1st grade teachers, feeling oddly proud of my laminating skills, when suddenly… I felt it.

The pull.

Not an emotional pull. Not the pull of destiny.
A literal pull — from the laminator.

At first, I thought, “That’s weird.” Then I tried to step back and realized… I was stuck. In. The. Laminator.

That’s right. I almost died by laminator.

What’s left of my dignity, laminated for all eternity.
What’s left of my dignity, laminated for all eternity.

I squeaked out a panicked little “Ahhh!” and the entire 3rd grade team leapt into action like a squad of heroes in a very low-budget action film. Turns out, my lanyard — with my keys and name badge — had been sucked straight into the machine.

We slammed the stop button.
We breathed a sigh of relief.
And then… wave two of panic hit me.

My keys were lodged between the rollers. If you know anything about laminators (and honestly, who does until disaster strikes?), you know that messing with the rollers is basically laminator homicide. I did not want that on my record.

This is when I remembered the genius of my breakaway lanyard. I unclicked it, freed myself from the beast, and began the slow, shame-filled walk to the office. Head hung low.

Now, it’s the beginning of the school year, which means the secretary is juggling about 47 fires at once. I very gently asked for her help. She looked at me and said, “You didn’t break it, did you?”

Inside, I was thinking, Goodness, I hope not… because I like having friends here. I also like the secretary.

Could I have tried to fish out the keys myself? Sure. But that would have almost guaranteed turning a mildly embarrassing story into a full-on “Lisa killed the laminator” legend. And listen — school secretaries are magical. They can fix nearly anything. Copier jam? Fixed. Wi-Fi down? Fixed. Laminator holding your keys hostage? Also fixed.

She followed me in, took one look at the situation, then at me, and asked, “What in the world did you do?” Then she freed my keys — which, fun fact, were now scorching hot.

Lessons learned:

  1. Always watch your lanyard.
  2. Know when to call for backup.
  3. If we get a safety video on “proper laminator use” next year, my bad.

Oh — and when I didn’t return to my room (which I share with two other coaches), one of them came looking for me. She found out what happened and laughed so hard she was crying, and I’m pretty sure she needed a minute to breathe.

And that’s how I started my school year: by nearly becoming a cautionary tale in the staff handbook. Hopefully, yours was or will be better than mine.

Get Them Hooked Early

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Today was my first day back with students for the school year. I purposefully planned a fun day. I am a ‘different’ kind of teacher. I am definitely NOT your run of the mill, follow the textbook teacher. I want the kiddos to really get that message. We did art, a Breakout, and created TERRIBLE (on purpose) presentations and presented them.

At some point in the afternoon, one of the boys stated that he wanted to write a book. I thought this was great. I told him that I started playing with an app over the summer that created books. He thought that was interesting. Then, I showed him a short book I created on Book Creator.

Book Creator example by me

The book isn’t particularly good. I was exploring the tool and thinking of ways to use it in our classroom. However, when I showed the boy that some of the possibilities: voice overs, inserting your own image and text his eyes nearly popped out of his head. He looked at me, mouth wide open, and said, “I want to do that!”

I got him hooked! I can’t wait to use this in the classroom. The students will have so much fun creating their own books. THIS is going to be an EPIC year!

No Rules!

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Last week was the first day of school for my district. I went through many of the first day rituals: greeting my students, introducing myself, identifying specific areas in the classroom, you know, all the usual. In the past, I have given the students the power to create classroom rules. But not this year! This year I allowed them to create Classroom Norms. I know, not so different. This year, I was completely hands off. I tasked them with working as a table group (I have 5) to list 2-3 norms they wanted for the year. I was happy to see that most were positive: listen to others, help, raise your hand, etc.

After a few minutes, I had the students sharing out what their table came up with. THEN, I asked each table to choose their favorite. They then created an illustration in Google Draw of their Norm. This was a sneaky way of me registering my students into a specific Google Classroom.

I split each table in half so that I would have 2 illustrations of each Classroom Norm. I then only allowed 2 people at each table to use their computers to create the illustrations. The results?

Draw Norm (beginning of year) Through this process, I was able to monitor relations, collaborative skills, leadership skills, attitudes, creativity, computer skills, and so much more. Now we have these great posters hanging in our room. It truly is their classroom!

Breakdown of the Process:

  1. Work in table groups to create 2-3 norms for the classroom for the year.
  2. Share out with class.
  3. Have each table group choose their #1 norm.
  4. Write down all #1 ideas on board.
  5. Split each group into smaller groups (in 1/2).
  6. Using Google Draw, the smaller groups (2-3 students) then create 1 illustration of their norm.

The teacher’s only role is to monitor students and print out the results.

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Start Off Positive

We’ve all heard this, but what does it really mean? Yes, we all greet our students at the door and welcome them with a smile on our faces. Many of us have ‘fun’ activities planned in order acclimate our new students to our ways, rules, expectations, and personality. How many of us bust out the technology on the first day? How many of us have students creating something meaningful the first day?

Here’s what we did

  • Wrote out all expectations (learning goals, personal goals) on sticky notes and posted them around the classroom. As a group, we read them and talked about them. What I think I will do next year: write these expectations on a Google Form, take their answers and create a word cloud using abcya, wordle, tagxedo, or tagul (my personal favorite).
  • Paper Bag 5 ‘W’s – I wish I could site this, as it wasn’t my idea. I read it online somewhere. The idea is to give each student a paper bag with 5 items in it (I put in a pencil, eraser, Hershey Hug, mini candy, and a Smartee). Students answer the 5 W questions (Who, What, When, Where, Why). They then take the bag home, put in 5 items that represent them, and present it in class the next day. A bonus was, I was able to see the quality of their writing in a low-risk setting.
  • Students also worked together in the Marshmallow Challenge. I modified it to fit my needs. Students used spaghetti, mini marshmallows and 4 large marshmallows. I was able to see which groups/individuals communicated, collaborated, planned, thought out, and were innovative.
  • Screen Shot 2015-08-23 at 2.41.29 PMFinally, each student created a Voki to tell me a little bit about themselves. This was a fun way for students to introduce themselves to me. They got to use technology, create something meaningful, and were able to view it online (and show their families). Here is my class and the other class (Mrs. Pursley).

This was a great way to begin the school year! We just finished our second week, and things are going GREAT. I am blessed with an amazing group of students. This may be the best year yet (and that’s saying something as this is my 20th year teaching).